Château du Cèdre, young lady or strong male?

The British blogger Alastair Bathgate had the funniest way to present Château du Cèdre 2006. Disclaimer: he is entirely responsible for his statement!

But basically Alastair loved it: “Rich, fruity, yet smooth and soapy. It is a bit like drinking coffee from an earthenware pot whilst munching on a raspberry teabag. But if you can stand the tannins, it is conclusive proof that you can build a wine sturdier than a tranny’s thong at only 13° ABV.”